1. You have plenty of time to figure things out because life and it's trappings are fucking endless.
2. If your not a good girl you may still go to heaven. ( the requirements for entrance must be getting narrower by the second!)
3.You will have your heart broken at least once and it will SUCK! Wallow in it! but not for to long! Depression can be addictive and just gets boring.
4. You will fall in love with someone who never even knows you feel that way about them and never will. Don't focus on it for to long, ( I have always fallen for the gay ones)
5. You will be the holder of one or more secrets that you can never tell anyone but are yourself troubled by and wonder if in fact you need therapy.
6. Therapy is in fact,,, OKAY! more people should get it and most people I've met could benefit from a little bit!
7. Lose yourself in your sexuality, find pleasure in each unique experience, and no you do not have to be married to do that and no your are not a slut.
8. That stupid seventies song, "I've been to Paradise but I've never been to me",,, well , that is such a bunch of utter bullshit! Obviously that silly bitch never changed a nasty diaper or been thrown up on, I've been to Me and Paradise, and quite frankly, Paradise has its bonuses. Unless you meet a real man like my sexy Hubby! It took me 20 years to find him!
9. It is a okay to be brutally honest when needed, and quite all right to sugar coat the truth when a little decoram is needed. Some times people are vulnerable.
10. Know you are a beautiful, smart, and unique and can achieve what ever you want with perseverance and self belief!
11. Travel whenever you can and still look hot in a bikini! Have the nice clothes and shoes when you are young you can have the nice house when your old. Then you can surround yourself with treasures you have collected from all your adventures!
12. To much stress from social pressures cause premature anxiety. Yoga, meditation, and masterbation are all great stress relievers.
13. A revenge make-out session with some sexy stranger,(as long as he is not a danger) has remarkable healing qualities!!
